learn from my experience, people!!
i do enjoy instant gratification. i do not enjoy waiting. when i wanna do something, or when i want something, i just go ahead. really, if i’ve got the time or the opportunity i’m gonna seize the chance, cuz in my life of chasing babies and hocking scrapbook supplies, i don’t have much time to ponder things. i just go right ahead.
next time i go to the dentist to have a tooth repaired and have a head full of novicaine, i’m gonna wait to eat that asiago cheese bagel til the numbness wears off. cuz even though the bagel was soft and delicious, i nearly ate my lip off and didn’t realize it til the bagel was gone. it’s been 3 days and my tooth feels just fine, but my lip is swollen and red, and kinda canker-y on the inside now. i’ll spare you the cankery-ness, but here’s my red puffy lip….
it says, “hi-ya.”
yesterday someone told me that her dentist suggested that to help novicaine wear off quicker, you should drink a warm beverage. had i known, i would’ve traded my dunkin donuts iced tea for a hot latte. had i only known, i’d have a complete face, and not angry canker. the moral? stay away from bj’s bakery aisle after having a tooth drilled. and now you know.